“Open the pod bay door, HAL.” The epic “2001: A Space Odyssey” is returning to theaters for its 50th anniversary…A day after her show “Roseanne” returned to the air after a more-than-20-year break, Roseanne Barr got a call from the person who is probably her biggest fan…Well, talk about spoiling the Easter Bunny for the kids…And your new candidate for Mugshot of the Year comes from…You guessed it: Florida.