Hurry is stamped in the wrinkles of the national face — from a book on Americanitis, which used to be considered a bona fide mental illness. Willie Nelson s been all over the place in his songs; here s a map. You will be pleased to know that you have contributed to our declining admissions rate, which has helped our university appear exclusive — from an honest college rejection letter. And surely you need Nutella in your zombie apocalypse survival kit.
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