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Chippey and his fellow scout elves in the North Pole in "The Elf on the Shelf: An Elf's Story" which will broadcast Friday, November 25, at 8:00 PM ET/PT on the CBS Television Network. CBS ©2011 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved copyright:
Chippey and his fellow scout elves in the North Pole in “The Elf on the Shelf: An Elf’s Story” which will broadcast Friday, November 25, at 8:00 PM ET/PT on the CBS Television Network. CBS ©2011 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved copyright:
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So who actually owns the North Pole? (Hint: Santa only rents. And may have to learn to speak Danish.) Speaking of the North Pole, is Santa s workshop actually a sweatshop taking advantage of slave labor? Back south of the pole, what are your favorite obscure holiday traditions? (Personally, I like the Catalan pooping figurines.) And finally, here are the five most depressing Christmas songs of 2014. (Including a Mark Kozalek diddy, because you can t have a depressing song list without him!)

 

At top: To the best of our knowledge, North Pole elves have not unionized. (CBS Broadcasting photo)