Off topic: Rewriting the Ten Commandments, smelling T-shirt, generic vs. brand names, butt implants

“How I Work: Read This Life Hack from God Your Only Creator,” and nine other commandments rewritten as clickbait. “Smell as many bags as you like, have fun!” — overheard at a pheromone party. Sleeping pills and baking soda: when doctors and chefs buy generic. And when butt implants don’t work out well in the end.


Photo: Charlton Heston played Moses in “The Ten Commandments.” (American Movie Classics via Associated Press)

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