“Perhaps our patients will appreciate our attention not only to their health but also to hipness” — on fist-bumping vs. shaking hands. Induced by grief, onions and more, microscopic details of tears. “Do not go explosive outdoors” and other awkward signs generated by Automatic Caution Door. What a $476,280-per case/$39,690-per bottle/$6,615-per-glass wine tastes like. And again: You can’t tickle yourself.
Photo: Oakland Athletics’ Yoenis Cespedes, left, fist-bumps Athletics’ first base coach Tye Waller during their game against the Detroit Tigers in the fifth inning of Game 2 of the American League Division Series at O.co Coliseum in Oakland on Oct. 5, 2013. (Ray Chavez/Bay Area News Group)